College kid goes for a rock nite at the (i'm told) world-famous carnivore restaurant in Nairobi (their game meat is to die of). On his way back to college, he passes by an open all nite place and buys a meat pie. He doesn't finish it. Wakes up the following day at 3 PM famished as hell. And lo and behold, there's this juicy looking piece of left over pie. No one has been to my room, so it's ok to eat. Well, let's just say some of God's good creatures had taken a nap in there (obviously after eating to their full), and I felt some ticklish feeling on my hand, and there's a million small black ants, as well as a few other not so small creatures, and I was almost through with the pie....
The truly gross stories I'd never tell. Hint: They relate to sex. And no, it's not about going down on a girl at that time of the month. A lot grosser.