Drummer Needed...Are u one?..Do you know one?...help..

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Im looking for a GIRL between the ages of 11-14, for a punk/heavy metal band. The band is located in Pasco County, Florida (US)
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Do you or someone you know qualify?
Here is some more info, then:
VERY LITTLE experience is required. What does this mean? Easy. If you own a drumset; your in. Heh, we don't have very much experience either, but we can play...hey, we're young aren't we? We have plenty of time!
We prefer these qualitys, but it dosen't really matter:
hyper and funny (most of the times) Someone who isn't stupid, fat, or ugly....unlike us. Someone who lives close, so someone dosen't have to rent a jet so we can have meetings or practice. Someone who is taller than 4'12. Someone with a 'punk' personality. Someone who hasn't failed a grade. SOMEONE WHO ISN'T AFRAID TO PLAY IN FRONT PEOPLE!!! THAT INCLUDES US, AND UP TO 1000000 OTHER PEOPLE!!!! Also, you can't be afraid to sing in front of other people too, although the guitarists will be the main singers. PPPPLLLLEEAASSSSEEEE APPLY WEATHER YOU THINK YOU'LL MAKE IT IN OR NOT!!!!!!!!! E~MAIL FLPUNK@HOTMAIL.COM NOW!!!!!!!