Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonBest...wife...ever.
why do you say that? Personally, I'd imagine the saran wrap would make things a tad close to bondage, but you're talking to a hermit that's never done anything with a girl... well, not without intending on freaking her out anyway (you'd be surprised how horrified people can be when there's a person present that literally doesn't talk the whole evening), but anyway, I've never had a chance for the saran wrap effect, so feel free to clue me in on something.
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