lmao, well speaking of saran wrap...There was this girl i know who had just gotten married, and on thier year anniversary her mother in law talked to her about "how to keep a man happy". So she goes home and strips down and covers herself in saran wrap and waits in a chair for her husband to come home. Her husbands mother had been giving her ideas and she said that she had did that with her husband on thier 50th year anniversary...think about it...**shudders**