I am a MACHINE!!!


Jolly McJollyson
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05/08/2005 7:08 pm
I always listen to music when I write lyrics. This time I was listening to Alice Cooper's "Feed My Frankenstein." However, I think I should've been listening to "Have a Cigar," because the speaker here isn't NEARLY as sleazy as I wanted. Any suggestions?

COME INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
We've been lookin for you! AAAAAAAAAAA!
We'll be your GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
Tell you what to do!

His collar chokes
His daughter smokes
His Wife is calling him a joke
to another maaaaan

He aims to please
He just agrees
When people question him he'll freeze
he's without a plaaaaaan!

COME INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
We've been lookin for you! AAAAAAAAAAA!
We'll be your GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
Tell you what to do!

I wear a suit
So lick my boot
Unless you'd like to be en route
to another jooooooooooooob

My hair is clean
A slicked-back sheen
You know my favorite color's green
And it's you I'll rooooooooooob

COME INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
We've been lookin for you! AAAAAAAAAAA!
We'll be your GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
Tell you what to do!

One CONDITION!
OF SUBMISSION!
My PREMONITION!
Is you're leaving soon!

COME INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
We've been lookin for you! AAAAAAAAAAA!
We'll be your GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
Tell you what to do!

He'll do my work!
But danger lurks!
I'll give a couple guys the jerk!
I'd like a bonus, seeeeeeeeeeee?

Your job is mine!
But I feel fine!
I'll destroy your life without a sign!
You won't hinder meeeeeeeeeeeeee

COME INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
We've been lookin for you! AAAAAAAAAAA!
We'll be your GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
Tell you what to do!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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iiholly
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05/10/2005 3:59 am
Not you best, but good. It can be your 3rd chart topping single.

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Jolly McJollyson
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05/10/2005 8:26 am
Originally Posted by: iihollyNot you best, but good. It can be your 3rd chart topping single.

What are the first two?
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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05/10/2005 2:31 pm
to me i think the chorus is like kiss' physcho circus
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Jolly McJollyson
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05/10/2005 8:40 pm
Originally Posted by: clintondhagento me i think the chorus is like kiss' physcho circus

It's a bit similar. I wish it were MORE like it actually, haha. Psycho Circus is phenomenal.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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Cryptic Excretions
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05/11/2005 5:24 pm
For the love of god dude, those lyrics kick ass. How long does it take you to write that kind of stuff?
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Hulk Smash!!

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05/11/2005 9:09 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsFor the love of god dude, those lyrics kick ass. How long does it take you to write that kind of stuff?

I dunno...when I wrote this one I'd been writing one a day for three days. I spend between 20 and 45 minutes on first drafts like this guy.

And thanks a lot man!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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05/12/2005 12:49 pm
Lyrics take me some time and I tend to spend hours on them with writing and rewriting them. I have a hard time with spitting it out so to speak but when it comes out it comes out pretty well.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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05/26/2005 10:35 pm
A Machine you are Jolly, what a machine...that definately reminded me of Psycho Circus, from the first lines its what i thought...It also seems to be intelligently written...a good one!
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05/27/2005 1:54 am
Being sick and retarded I thought this was your new song. Second-time around reading it I like it a lot more. It might be, because I just watched American Beauty and the basis of that plot is the evils of middle class America, or whatever. But now, I'm going to go find your new song, no matter how my cold-stricken brain tries to thwart the operation.

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