I always listen to music when I write lyrics. This time I was listening to Alice Cooper's "Feed My Frankenstein." However, I think I should've been listening to "Have a Cigar," because the speaker here isn't NEARLY as sleazy as I wanted. Any suggestions?

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His collar chokes
His daughter smokes
His Wife is calling him a joke
to another maaaaan

He aims to please
He just agrees
When people question him he'll freeze
he's without a plaaaaaan!

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I wear a suit
So lick my boot
Unless you'd like to be en route
to another jooooooooooooob

My hair is clean
A slicked-back sheen
You know my favorite color's green
And it's you I'll rooooooooooob

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We've been lookin for you! AAAAAAAAAAA!
We'll be your GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
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One CONDITION!
OF SUBMISSION!
My PREMONITION!
Is you're leaving soon!

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He'll do my work!
But danger lurks!
I'll give a couple guys the jerk!
I'd like a bonus, seeeeeeeeeeee?

Your job is mine!
But I feel fine!
I'll destroy your life without a sign!
You won't hinder meeeeeeeeeeeeee

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We've been lookin for you! AAAAAAAAAAA!
We'll be your GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
Tell you what to do!