Ok, so I bought a drum machine like I mentioned a few days ago. Well, it arrived today... while I was at work. So I take an early lunch because I don't trust a single person I live near for all the way up to 5:00 pm and when I get there I see this bulbous box in a big, baggy plastic bag sitting with my front door rug hanging halfway off it. Yeah, way to go UPS, no one'll assume anything considering I live in a 2 home apartment and the neighbor's door is right next to mine. And the fact that the UPS station is within walking distance to my house, they could just leave a number and say call for a pickup. But that set aside, I take my drum machine inside and open the box and the first thing I see is a smaller box with big black text reading "THIS SIDE MUST NEVER FACE UP". Thank you to whoever packaged this box for your wonderful packaging job. I also did note that they put a **** ton of packaging paper in the box too, just not one bit of it was on the apparantly fragile side reading the above quote. But I tested it, it works fine, I got some free batteries out of the deal and no one stole anything.
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.