Fed-Ex once left my BIRTH CERTIFICATE in front of my door which was at the front of an pair of four unit apartment buildings, even in spite of it being sent "signature required."


My mom (who'd sent it to me) was so irate when I called her up and told her the manner in which it arrived that she turned around and called her local Fed-Ex office. She raised such a fuss that my terminal, 1,600 miles away sent some poor bastard back to my place to get a signature.