Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonHey hey hey. You've crossed the GT boundaries here, man. None of that up-front, internet love.
I love you too Jolly.
No need to get jealous. :D
We got one birthday-ass mutha****a
I love you too Jolly.
No need to get jealous. :D
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonHey hey hey. You've crossed the GT boundaries here, man. None of that up-front, internet love.
Not unless your drunk...
Try once,fail twice...
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Originally Posted by: AkiraEveryone knows all laws are bypassed when drunk...[font=trebuchet ms]Drunk ?!?
Drunk ???
Me n' my Celtic ancestors can assure you, good sir, that we are [u]not[/u] drunk 'til we've broken th'last blade of grass holdin' us onta the face of God's green earth!
s'truth!![/font] ;)
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Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Drunk ?!?
Drunk ???
Me n' my Celtic ancestors can assure you, good sir, that we are [u]not[/u] drunk 'til we've broken th'last blade of grass holdin' us onta the face of God's green earth!
s'truth!![/font] ;)
You're not drunk until you're facedown on your lawn holding on for dear life.
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonYou're not drunk until you're facedown on your lawn holding on for dear life.[font=trebuchet ms]... and then not until you've broken the last blade of grass...[/font] ;)
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonYou're not drunk until you're facedown on your lawn holding on for dear life.
In lue of a lawn (such as in an urban environment), that mat thing everybody has in front of their toilet is an acceptable substitute.
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Originally Posted by: RaskolnikovIn lue of a lawn (such as in an urban environment), that mat thing everybody has in front of their toilet is an acceptable substitute.
A carpet in general is good.
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Originally Posted by: RaskolnikovIn lue of a lawn (such as in an urban environment), that mat thing everybody has in front of their toilet is an acceptable substitute.[font=trebuchet ms]Making all due obeisance to the Porcelain Goddess should not be confused with acts of indulgence-fueled contrition like screaming "Neeeww Yooooooorkkkk" into the sink![/font]
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Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Making all due obeisance to the Porcelain Goddess should not be confused with acts of indulgence-fueled contrition like screaming "Neeeww Yooooooorkkkk" into the sink![/font]
HA! Brilliant.
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Originally Posted by: AkiraThe last time I went to a party, I ended up on top of a shed somehow.
Like [U]Almost Famous[/U]? I hope you yelled "I DIG MUSIC!!!...I'M ON DRUGS!!!"
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Originally Posted by: Akira*is baffled and confused* :confused:
It is a movie.
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what the heck was that? :confused:
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Originally Posted by: PRSplayawhat the heck was that? :confused:
We were talking about how drunk is "drunk."
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Originally Posted by: AkiraI won the "most drunken person" award at the last party I went to....[font=trebuchet ms]First Prize: A truly MONUMENTAL hangover![/font] :eek:
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonWe were talking about how drunk is "drunk."
I'm talking about that picture :confused:
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back to the tales of drunkenness. I got the nickname "Volcano" one night because my drunk friends carried my incapable of walking drunk arse back to the hotel room and threw me in the bed on my back. A little while later I erupted! :rolleyes:
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I'm 15... of course I don't have any drunken tales... *looks around the room nervously* what? stop looking at me...
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oh, and a happy birthday, even though I'm a few days late... whatever...
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Thanks 6strings!
BTW, don't be in a hurry to get any drunk stories!!
BTW, don't be in a hurry to get any drunk stories!!
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umm... wow... I had no idea tequila could do that to you...
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