Originally Posted by: RaskolnikovIn lue of a lawn (such as in an urban environment), that mat thing everybody has in front of their toilet is an acceptable substitute.

[font=trebuchet ms]Making all due obeisance to the Porcelain Goddess should not be confused with acts of indulgence-fueled contrition like screaming "Neeeww Yooooooorkkkk" into the sink![/font]