wow.... I'm kinda blown away by the way you guys can't afford a measly $5 a month.
All ya gotta do is is get a paper route or hit your parents up for a montly allowance. We're talking 16 cents a day here....

I realize that it's a pain, but all you gotta do is some simple online stratagies.
eBay.... for instance.... or online guitar lessons.
Just push yourself online and put together some video lessons or a few MP3 sound files. Sign up with PayPal and you can easily get a montly fee.
Ask for donations on your own site. Helll.... upload your stuff to an online MP3 hosting service that pays royaties.... make up some ringtones...