"Im six feet from the edge and Im thinking... maybe 6 feet aint so far down"
What so the cliff your standing on is only 6 feet high?!?! Whats so bad about that?! You said you were 6 feet from the edge.. I find it unlikely the edge also has a 6 feet drop!!
Also...
Nelly - My Place
"Sit yourself down and take a seat"
If you sit down then you wont need to take a seat.. beacuse youd already be seated!! I think he meant "take a seat and sit yourself down"!!