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Jolly McJollyson
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Jolly McJollyson
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11/18/2004 4:55 am
Man I rock. I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread...no, scratch that, I'm greater than sliced bread! I'm freakin French Bread! Except better! I'm like Bread with Jam and Honey, only Jam and Honey are too hot babes that are all up ons 'cause I'm so cool!
See this guy -----> :cool: ? Yeah, he can't even touch my ninja-like awesomeness. Just thought I'd throw it out there that I'm uber awesome, and can kill a bear with a dull spoon and a marshmallow. Man, I'm such a bad***. I can play guitar with my eyelids and turn chairs into gold. I also kick small children, nuns, and old ladies. Man...I rule the world. Go me.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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iamthe_eggman
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iamthe_eggman
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11/18/2004 4:59 am
Hmmm.... I guess you're pretty bored.


Well, imagine how bored you'll be now, now that you're BANNED!!!!!
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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Jolly McJollyson
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Jolly McJollyson
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11/18/2004 5:02 am
D'oh!
I don't think you should do that, after all, it is "open discussion" and I certainly am a worthy topic!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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Leedogg
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11/18/2004 5:13 am
I'm the badassiest.


Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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Jolly McJollyson
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Jolly McJollyson
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11/18/2004 5:17 am
WOAH!!! That was pretty badass! But can you eat an entire congressional district? Because I can.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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Leedogg
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11/18/2004 5:20 am
They don't call me "Lee - The one man gerrymanderer - Dogg" for nuthin'!
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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Jolly McJollyson
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Jolly McJollyson
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11/18/2004 5:34 am
Hmm...how about stopping a Mack Truck with nothing but your teeth? Because I've done that, too.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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Leedogg
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11/18/2004 6:09 am
You got me there. I lost all my teeth when I sold them to a toothless scientist for a time machine of his so I could go back in time and kill Hitler.
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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Jolly McJollyson
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11/18/2004 6:11 am
Originally Posted by: LeedoggYou got me there. I lost all my teeth when I sold them to a toothless scientist for a time machine of his so I could go back in time and kill Hitler.

oh yeah, I forgot to thank you for those teeth. After that Mack Truck, I was in pretty desperate need.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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Dr_simon
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Dr_simon
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11/18/2004 12:17 pm
Hummmm, you think you are great and yo voted republican, Im starting to see a patten !
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Jolly McJollyson
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11/18/2004 6:11 pm
Originally Posted by: Dr_simonHummmm, you think you are great and yo voted republican, Im starting to see a patten !

Actually, I voted for the Redsox.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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11/18/2004 8:17 pm
http://www.captivatinguitar.com/oz_porn1.jpg
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11/18/2004 8:19 pm
Need i say more? I'm a Kangaroo.
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noticingthemistake
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noticingthemistake
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11/18/2004 10:54 pm
Who cares. That aint nothing if you can't lick your own nuts. :p
"My whole life is a dark room...ONE BIG DARK ROOM" - a.f.i.
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Leedogg
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11/19/2004 12:11 am
Originally Posted by: noticingthemistakeWho cares. That aint nothing if you can't lick your own nuts. :p


Everytime I try I keep falling off the couch.
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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11/20/2004 1:52 am
Originally Posted by: noticingthemistakeWho cares. That aint nothing if you can't lick your own nuts. :p


now that was bad ass any one who can lick there on nuts should get
some kinda awarde
:p
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11/20/2004 11:54 am
Jolly used to irritate me initially, but I've kinda grown to like him. Maybe it's coz it's been a while, and he's grown up a bit (literally grown), that sort of thing.
NO PRIVATE MESSAGES, JOLLY!!!! :eek:
I'm straight. You!
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Jolly McJollyson
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11/20/2004 7:12 pm
Originally Posted by: kingdavidJolly used to irritate me initially, but I've kinda grown to like him. Maybe it's coz it's been a while, and he's grown up a bit (literally grown), that sort of thing.
NO PRIVATE MESSAGES, JOLLY!!!! :eek:
I'm straight. You!

Aw, how nice! I'm glad I don't get on your nerves anymore...I guess I just got lazy! :D

Umm...I don't think I've ever pm'd you...I'm straight, too....
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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iamthe_eggman
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iamthe_eggman
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11/20/2004 9:40 pm
Hmm... Perhaps this is a little late, but I think we should tame it down a bit here.
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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Leedogg
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11/20/2004 10:17 pm
You can't tame these nuts. Siegfried was too afraid and they bit Roy's head off. Spluh-dow!
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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