The ultimate weekend meals.

Breakfast:
Bacon cooked to a crisp
lettuce
thinly sliced tomatoes out of the garden
Fresh bread slices, toasted
thinly sliced cheddar and motzerella cheese
Tomato ketchup and HPSauce
Fresh cucumber out of the garden on the side
And freshly ground pepper out of one of them hugh wooden things.

Make it into a sandwich and put four toothpicks in each corner to hold it together, then slice it diagonaly.

Serve with dill pickles, potato chips and beer.

Finish it off with a vanilla ice cream cone...then fall asleep for 4 hours.

Onion soup for lunch with mozerela cheese and croutons. Majorly awesome on a Saturday at lunch time. Homemade pizza on Saturday night... then Yorkshire pudding, mashed potatoes and lots of butter, roast beef and veggies on Sunday for lunch.

(I'm gonna die of a major heart attack real early in life :)

Fall asleep again

Then homemade pizza for supper. with more beer. and fall asleep again.
oh yeah ... and supplement the whole thing with massive amounts of Tylenol #3, Xanax, Prozac and more beer and Sherry.

yup.... I'm gonna die an early death fer sure :cool:

The rest of the week.... homemade bread with cheese and homemade dillpickles, tomato soup and chili.

The bachelors life..... serve it all on paper plates with plastc spoons and use typewriter paper for plates whenever you can, then toss em in the fireplace.
No washup and free heat.

And occasionally eat an apple just for the hell of it.