I enjoy my breakfast sandwhich

-3 eggs fried in butter
-pile of bacon, fried in a skillet, (if you make your bacon in the microwave then stop reading this)
-then cook some hashbrowns in the left over bacon grease (very important step)
-heat up some corn beef till it gets crispy
-cheese (that mixed mexican cheese is the best)
-toast up some bread

1st bread, then eggs, then bacon and corn beef, then cheese, then hash browns, then cover everything in ketchup

if you dont like ketchep, gravy makes an excellent alternative

don't eat this sandwhich if you have a heart problem or are pregnant