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Jolly McJollyson
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Jolly McJollyson
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09/14/2004 4:06 am
My very first death metal song.

Title: 1492

In fourteen hundred ninety two Columbus sailed the ocean
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

Colonists?
Babies?
Colonists!
BABIES!!!

COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
BABIES!!!!!

The colonists attack, the babies scream
The colonists knives begin to gleam
for BABIES!!!

The hunt has now begun, the babies are the beast
The colonist swine prepare to feast
on BABIES!!!

COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
BABIES!!!!!

(high falsetto)
Oooooohhhh noooo! It's SASQUATCH!!!

SASQUATCH EATING COLONISTS!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
BABIES EATING SASQUATCH????????
NOW THEY ALL HAVE RABIES!!!!
BABIES!!!

The Colonists fight back
The Sasquatch still attacks
The babies ruuuuun away!

The colonists are dead
but they broke Sasquatch's head
only babies see another day!

BABIES!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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iamthe_eggman
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iamthe_eggman
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09/14/2004 4:44 am
ROTFL

67890
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

[/sarcasm]
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Jolly McJollyson
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Jolly McJollyson
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09/14/2004 5:38 pm
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanROTFL

67890


Yeah, I'm glad to see you enjoy those crazy three cornered hat cannibals...one question though...what does "67890" mean?
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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iamthe_eggman
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09/14/2004 6:18 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonYeah, I'm glad to see you enjoy those crazy three cornered hat cannibals...one question though...what does "67890" mean?



Well, my message needs 10 characters, so I inserted extra characters to round it out.
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

[/sarcasm]
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iamthe_eggman
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11/04/2004 3:17 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonSASQUATCH EATING COLONISTS!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
BABIES EATING SASQUATCH????????
NOW THEY ALL HAVE RABIES!!!!
BABIES!!!


This line made me crack up all over again.
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

[/sarcasm]
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Jolly McJollyson
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Jolly McJollyson
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11/04/2004 5:59 pm
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanThis line made me crack up all over again.

I forgot I put this song up. Now I, too, am laughing.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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Leedogg
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11/04/2004 10:45 pm
Jolly, another great song man. Kudos a ti.
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Jolly McJollyson
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11/05/2004 6:26 am
Originally Posted by: LeedoggJolly, another great song man. Kudos a ti.

hahahaha, "Great" may be unworthy praise, my man! Funny and decent might be more accurate! :D
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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iiholly
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11/10/2004 1:11 am
lmao... woo, good stuff

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Jolly McJollyson
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Jolly McJollyson
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11/10/2004 4:58 pm
I wrote this song while I was in China with about five other people on my tour group...I'm not sure who's idea Sasquatch was, but I think we made quite the team, hahaha. The words in the verses were arranged by me, although written by myself and my buddy Frank, who can only write in one melody, sadly.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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laxmidfield
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11/10/2004 11:05 pm
ooops !

I forgot to read the Guitar Tricks rules !
eat a dick


====D :eek:
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Lordathestrings
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11/10/2004 11:43 pm
Originally Posted by: laxmidfield...Hmmm... maybe I should stop and think before posting mindless ramblings!
[font=trebuchet ms]You might want to clean up your sig while you're at it![/font] :mad:
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Jolly McJollyson
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11/11/2004 6:29 am
Originally Posted by: laxmidfieldooops !

I forgot to read the Guitar Tricks rules !

hahaha, did someone not like my song and refuse to put it eloquently? :D
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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guitarfreak141
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11/14/2004 3:54 pm
that song was HILARIOUS!
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