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Jolly McJollyson
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Joined: 09/07/03
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Jolly McJollyson
Chick Magnet
Joined: 09/07/03
Posts: 5,457
09/14/2004 4:06 am
My very first death metal song.

Title: 1492

In fourteen hundred ninety two Columbus sailed the ocean
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

Colonists?
Babies?
Colonists!
BABIES!!!

COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
BABIES!!!!!

The colonists attack, the babies scream
The colonists knives begin to gleam
for BABIES!!!

The hunt has now begun, the babies are the beast
The colonist swine prepare to feast
on BABIES!!!

COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
BABIES!!!!!

(high falsetto)
Oooooohhhh noooo! It's SASQUATCH!!!

SASQUATCH EATING COLONISTS!
COLONISTS EATING BABIES!
BABIES EATING SASQUATCH????????
NOW THEY ALL HAVE RABIES!!!!
BABIES!!!

The Colonists fight back
The Sasquatch still attacks
The babies ruuuuun away!

The colonists are dead
but they broke Sasquatch's head
only babies see another day!

BABIES!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...