What are you talking about? Canada is one big ski hill! I should know, I've been there 3 times! Everyone lives in little icehouse thingies (forget what those Eskimos call them... which reminds me... Eskimo Pie... mmmm...), they all ski to work (actually, some snowboard, and some "Sled Dog (tm)" it).

They all say "eh" at the end of every sentence, so to blend in, just do the same. No one will know you're a foreigner, even the cops.

The great thing I would think about living in Canada is never having to cut your grass, what with the perennial winter and all. However, snow shovelling would suck. But then, when there's a huge snowstorm (which happens every 3 weeks) everything shuts down and everyone plays hockey and drinks beer all day. I think hockey is the game with the sticks with the nets on the ends of them.

Anyways, if you have any more questions about Canada, just ask. I've been to Canada 3 times! I should know what I'm talking about!