Another smash hit...WHAM! Into the wall.


Jolly McJollyson
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08/21/2004 5:56 am
Here's another moronic attempt at lyrics. This song is called "The Lost Chronicles of Candyland"

(High A falsetto with vibrato)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He CAST the grenade
of Pink LEMONADE
into the cave of the demoOOOOn!!!!

Crusader in time
Both lemon and lime
Now STRUCK OUT his WRATH on the HEATHEEEEENNNNN!!!!

He roooooooode on his clydesdale, with Liiiiiicorice reigns
But GLOPPY, the fudgepop, had NOTHING to gaaaaaiiiiiiiiin! UNGH!!!
The demons, had swayed him, poor GLOPPY, so daft!
Those sly demon creatures with DEMONIC CRAFT! YEeeeAH!

Roll the die!
Roll the die!
Only one to six dots yield your fate!
Roll the die!
Roll the die!
Only pray that it won't be too late!

The demons they rode,
yet onward he strode
To prove to Queen Frosting his valor!!!

No longer a slave,
to the gumdrops he gave
His freedom could lead to Valhalla!

AAAaaangels they guiiided him, shoooowwed him the way!
Demons so mighty, would fall in the fraaaaayyyy!!! YAAAAA!
His candycane broadswoard, he wielded with might
The hardest peanut brittle armor crumbled at the sight!

Roll the die!
Roll the die!
Only one to six dots yield your fate!
Roll the die!
Roll the die!
Only pray that it won't be too late!

The norseman did fight
revealing his might
Slain enemies piled up like trainwrecks.
But the coward would win,
again and again
For th'coward was rigging the deck!
The coward was rigging the DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK!

Anyhow, it's a tad goofy, but feedback would be nice.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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08/22/2004 4:02 am
Ok, so it sucks. I understand. Just keep in mind that I wrote it at 2:30 in the morning...in, about ten minutes.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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08/22/2004 4:24 am
That a bit bizarre, even for you. If you edited, you probably could get those lyrics going somewhere. Its sort of a senseless crazy babble. But do you know what we need?

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08/22/2004 6:49 am
Originally Posted by: iihollyBut do you know what we need?


Pantless Eggman?
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08/22/2004 7:33 am
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonHere's another moronic attempt at lyrics.


Umm... maybe you should stick to instrumental... just in case ;)
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08/22/2004 7:37 pm
Originally Posted by: iihollyThat a bit bizarre, even for you. If you edited, you probably could get those lyrics going somewhere. Its sort of a senseless crazy babble. But do you know what we need?


A GIANT FIGHTING ROBOT!
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My band is better than yours...
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08/23/2004 2:53 am
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonA GIANT FIGHTING ROBOT!


OMG!?! A GIANT PANTLESS FIGHTING EGGMAN ROBOT?!!?!?!
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08/23/2004 4:25 am
Originally Posted by: MetaOMG!?! A GIANT PANTLESS FIGHTING EGGMAN ROBOT?!!?!?!


lmao, I don't think that could even save this song.
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08/23/2004 5:29 pm
yeh i guess not.....im out of ideas :confused:
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08/27/2004 3:25 am
Originally Posted by: MetaOMG!?! A GIANT PANTLESS FIGHTING EGGMAN ROBOT?!!?!?!


I feel a 2 part rock epic coming out this Jolly. :eek:

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08/27/2004 7:42 am
Originally Posted by: iihollyI feel a 2 part rock epic coming out this Jolly. :eek:



o yeh youy sooooooo know it :rolleyes:
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09/15/2004 2:45 am
Honestly I liked it... quite amusing. Bravo.
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09/20/2004 5:15 pm
Those lyrics were a bit...different, with the Rhapsodic feel and all, imagining Mr. Gloop (or whatever that big blob's name is) running around. It's cool- if you had the screeching guitars and wailed high enough I'm sure no one would have any idea of what you're talking about.
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