Here's another moronic attempt at lyrics. This song is called "The Lost Chronicles of Candyland"

(High A falsetto with vibrato)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He CAST the grenade
of Pink LEMONADE
into the cave of the demoOOOOn!!!!

Crusader in time
Both lemon and lime
Now STRUCK OUT his WRATH on the HEATHEEEEENNNNN!!!!

He roooooooode on his clydesdale, with Liiiiiicorice reigns
But GLOPPY, the fudgepop, had NOTHING to gaaaaaiiiiiiiiin! UNGH!!!
The demons, had swayed him, poor GLOPPY, so daft!
Those sly demon creatures with DEMONIC CRAFT! YEeeeAH!

Roll the die!
Roll the die!
Only one to six dots yield your fate!
Roll the die!
Roll the die!
Only pray that it won't be too late!

The demons they rode,
yet onward he strode
To prove to Queen Frosting his valor!!!

No longer a slave,
to the gumdrops he gave
His freedom could lead to Valhalla!

AAAaaangels they guiiided him, shoooowwed him the way!
Demons so mighty, would fall in the fraaaaayyyy!!! YAAAAA!
His candycane broadswoard, he wielded with might
The hardest peanut brittle armor crumbled at the sight!

Roll the die!
Roll the die!
Only one to six dots yield your fate!
Roll the die!
Roll the die!
Only pray that it won't be too late!

The norseman did fight
revealing his might
Slain enemies piled up like trainwrecks.
But the coward would win,
again and again
For th'coward was rigging the deck!
The coward was rigging the DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK!

Anyhow, it's a tad goofy, but feedback would be nice.