Oh my God! I think that the best insult a person could apply to psycho watsit is the reapplication of his insults in a context where said person possesses the capacity for thought, I personally would feel insulted if I was fully aware of so bizarrely and completely to loose my moral compass with such little provocation.
As for the whole "Oh she's alright but.. " spiel about the woman who appears to be Cindy Crawford the best I can say is grow the **** up! It's like the mainly male crowd of people here are trying to put down her appearance so in case anybody here is gullible enough to infer from this that they must have a substantially more gorgeous girlfriend!
That aside what right has anyone to assume that a beautiful partner alone can bring happiness? There's so much more to a person than their physical appearance as clearly demonstrated by certain people's undoubted abillity to appear ass-like without even posting photos of themselves.