C: Honey I thought you were supposed to be at work.
J: some Jerkoff spilled a vat of grease in the shop and they have to spend the night cleaning...
NARRATOR: somewhere from the darkness of the bedroom above comes a mysterious noise....
J: What the **** was that?!.....
C: I...I...I didn't hear anything......
J: sounds like footsteps....do you have someone upstairs?
C: No!
(upstairs)
C: honey let's just go back down and watch a movie....
J: Oh my GOD!!!!!........its......its.......
NUD NUD NUD
NARRATOR: DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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