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TheDirt
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TheDirt
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04/24/2004 7:53 am
I totally love the female human body! I've never been to an "official" strip club, but I have had girlfriends in the past who were... let's just say 'not modest' ;)

Right now I'm in college... occasionally girls that strip for me and my friends here in my dorm (to this day I still don't really know why they do, or how my buddies find these girls). I had a girl flash me for a Coke the other day...
"You must stab him in the heart with the Bone Saber of Zumacalis... well, you could stab him in the head or the lungs, too... and the saber, it probably doesn't have to be bone, just anything sharp lying around the house... you could poke him with a pillow and kill him."

- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster