my friends room mate had an uncle that knew this guy who heard of a dude that cut off his big toe and put it on the end of his hand. just what I heard tho... oh - did you see that dude playing guitar with his penis??? used his scrotum to mute... pretty cool :D

LOL!!!!

Cut my hands??? nope, I'll go buy a harmonica, dammnit, that'll mean the forked tongue deal... oh, the drums.... nope, i'll need a 3rd arm growing outta my a$$....

a f-ck it... I'll go buy the cd and play air guitar over it... easier than all these body mods...