Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanI think we all did, here Holly. And that is the moral of this never-ending story which we all call life. Sometimes, the ripest peach on the pine shrub will never look like those oh so ubiquitous dots on the foreheads of our collective consciousnesses. And then, when finally obtained, the monetary rewards exceed the more meaningful of our goals. Why is this carnival of our lives always on display, when the audience of our friends and enemies have all disappeared into the long dark tea times of our souls?

Either that or he's doing a William Shatner impersonation. Can't really figure out which.

Can...can't it be both?