1. They got to the very top of their career without putting out a single video, they said they would never put one out. Now they are MTV Icons...
2. They got their start with bootleg tapes being passed around and now they sue fans for sharing their music...
3. Kirk just sucks monkey nuts now...
4. Maybe if they got back on the Alcohol, they could actually write good tunes...
5. They used to be the leaders... now they just get lapped...
6. If I wanted to hear Metallica's brand of music today, I would just listen to Simple Plan, because what's the difference?...
7. THE ONLY ASSES THAT METALLICA$H KICKS NOW IS THEIR OWN FOR PUTTING OUT THAT BULL$HIT ALBUM THEY WROTE...
'NUFF SAID
So. If you throw a cat out of a car window, is it considered "kitty litter"?