The Brits. Oh dear. If the winners are the best the British pop and rock music industry has to offer, it's time to check out Polish pop radio on the long wave. The Darkness, Dido and Busted. A bunch of sub Bon Jovi clowns, the most beige woman in music and 3 snot -nosed middle class boys murdering an Undertones classic. The only good thing were the performances from Andre 3000 and the hugely luscious Beyonce. Then again, at least the vastly overrated Radiohead won zilch. As for Dido,her music is perfect for the hordes of middle management executives who deck out their homes with IKEA furniture, play golf and 'rock' out to Dire Straits. And as for The Darkness supposedly being the best rock band in Britain. That's like saying Tim Henman is the UK's #1 tennis pro.