where can u get a drummer

i've beenn searching for a drummer for a while now and it seems that they're all taken.

some 1 suggested that i put a notice up in the local music shop but since the shop has just shut down i can't do that now.

any suggestions as to how i can find a drummer would be welcome (i live on the channel islands so there is a limited supply)

Try posting an ad in the classified section of your local paper.

Try laying a banana out in front of your home. Eventually one of those circle bashing apes will go for it.

You can also just do what noticing said. Either way will work, but the banana way is better (apes can't read)

Become really social. If there's a university around hang around the music department. That way you might also get lucky and get a band member with a major in music composition or something like that.

the banana trick is how I got my drummer.......just make sure you have a big enough cage. My ape is 6'5" 250 lbs. But he does bash those circles pretty good so it is worth the cow innards we throw to him once a day.

dont they grow on trees?