... and that's all I have to say about that.
[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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Hey, I'm the eggman
Hi, my name is Ralph Eggman, I like to play the bassoon and other contrabass instruments. I'm 6'4" and like long walks on the beach into the sunset, cherry cordial and Spanish dancing.
# 1
You are seriously disturbed my friend.
Ahh well, what's your digits?
Ahh well, what's your digits?
Sometimes I hit notes only dogs can hear.
# 2
We know who you are, Mr Eggman. We have observed you for quite a while.
It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Eggman. In one life, you are Ralph Eggman, Bassoon and contrabass wannabee player... int the other.. your go by the forumnick "iamthe_eggman", pestering users, raping guitars and scaring the sh*t out of the admins.
One of these...has a future.
It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Eggman. In one life, you are Ralph Eggman, Bassoon and contrabass wannabee player... int the other.. your go by the forumnick "iamthe_eggman", pestering users, raping guitars and scaring the sh*t out of the admins.
One of these...has a future.
[FONT=Times New Roman]Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. What you decide to do every day makes you a good person... or not.[/FONT][br][br]
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# 4
I am the last dragon
what bad movie anyone?
seriously though I am the wizard
what bad movie anyone?
seriously though I am the wizard
Alas Gandalf lives, Middle Earth is again safe...
# 5
Stop pimping yourself out eggman!I'm gonna be the one to snag a guitar tricks girl!
Ya hear me I suffer?
Ya hear me I suffer?
Try once,fail twice...
# 6
You forgot that you sing classical music in your boxers, still live with your parents and youhave no frends.... ' cept me - wait a minute no not me....
O we're trying to make you look good! well thats a different story altogether!
O we're trying to make you look good! well thats a different story altogether!
There are only two important things in life - There's music and theres girls, not necessarily in that order....
The Ace's Guitar Tricks
The Ace's Guitar Tricks
# 7
Look at this... We get a new chick on the board and Eggy thinks this is like matchfromhell.com or something...
So. If you throw a cat out of a car window, is it considered "kitty litter"?
# 8
Hey man. . . im the guitar tricks ladies man. HAHA, though eggman does come close in second. :)
# 9
Nah, actually, if you search, you'll find that I never posted one of these "Hey, I'm me and this is what I do" introductory-type posts. I was feeling left out what with the 15 other threads like that here, so I thought I would make up for lost opportunities.
Basically, it was another lame joke gone horribly wrong.
And now it occupies 2 pages of Jon's bandwidth.
I'm sorry. *hangs head in shame*
Basically, it was another lame joke gone horribly wrong.
And now it occupies 2 pages of Jon's bandwidth.
I'm sorry. *hangs head in shame*
... and that's all I have to say about that.
[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]
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# 10
Originally posted by iamthe_eggmanMe neither. I just figured that anyone who was curious would click on the Profile icon at the bottom of the post. :rolleyes:
Nah, actually, if you search, you'll find that I never posted one of these "Hey, I'm me and this is what I do" introductory-type posts...
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