God Metallica pisses me off. I loved these freakin guys. I have all the old albums and revere them like parts of the heavy metal bible....but that all stopped in recent years. Kill'em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets....these are creations from the lord I swear. Now they are just regurgitating all of the old stuff, but in a horrible way. Yeah the crowds go crazy hearing "Fuel" and "Enter Sandman," but they don't even do those well anymore. St. Anger is the worst album I've heard in the past year. I actually returned it and was ashamed of myself that I even gave it a chance.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat
No!!!!
I mean....Hi, it's Santa Claus
Yay!....Santa!