Any sport that the crowd is told to shut up is a load of bullsh*t sport. It is even more irritating that the crowd applauds when the umpire/referee/wanker with socks pulled up to his knees with roman sandals on over them/official tells them to turn off their mobile phones.
Tennis enthusiasts would probably say that it is a sport thats more fun to be played than watched but the only fun I've had that involved tennis was during Physical Education, when we were being taught tennis, hitting random objects around with the racket and eventually hitting some kid, in class at an open window, in the face with an apple.
Does anyone else have a similar opinion towards this ghastly 'sport'?
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