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the fool
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the fool
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01/13/2004 6:47 am
Use mental telepathy and read both the surgeon's mind and a person- who- has- had- sex- change- done's- mind (i just used a lot of words, i wanted to use transvestite but i don't know if that politically correct)- You know, to be sure- some doctors give you a price, but after the surgery, somehow the patient pays another)

I have a receeding headline and a very thin layer of hair. My doctor says i'll be bald in 1 month. how do i get my hair back?

"Lets see… well I play the guitar and when I'm not playing the guitar, I think about playing the guitar. My other favorite instrument, is the guitar and if I aspired to play any other instrument, it would be the guitar...

I can’t sing so I sing through my guitar. So when the sound guy says: “Your guitar is too loud!” I think: "Why does he never say that to the vocalist?"