Try to convince adam that face paint is the "in" thing nowadays and chicks will dig the "white out" just as they dig the watermelons (although guys dig watermelons too- but that's a different watermelon and a different topic for another different forum). Try to tell adam how it's a macho thing- just look at the military people and the native indians- they wear some sort of paint in their faces. And instead of chanting, hamster is god, try chanting "white out= mojo."

What is a cheeseburger?