I once had the same problem. To keep your friend from finding out, you first have to keep him out of your head. This can be done by slicing a watermelon in half, hollowing it out, and wearing it as a helmet. Adam will never be able to see through a sturdy watermelon-helmet. Be sure to wear it everywhere. Also, make sure that every waking minute of your life is spent muttering "The hamster is a god..." This way Adam can't get a word in edgewise. Also, go over the white-out in yellow highlighter and merely tell everyone you have concentrated jaundice.

How can I tell the difference between love and infatuation?