You can paint yer walls black for starters to save them heating bills. Them science folk says black absorbs all them rainbow colors so I figured, if you can paint yer walls black, maybe you'll make your room warmer. Nowadays, the sun's gettin more hotter too, and people are dying from skin cancer, so I suggest you close your windows and your door with piles of wood to protect yourself from them ultraviolet rays and from them thieves as well. For the floor, you can just throw some newspapers and toilet paper so if you spill anything, them papers will just absorb the liquids so you won't need to worry about bending and wiping yer floor.

Now... how do you go about playing this game again?