Life Lessons:
- Someone who sh!ts on you isn't necessarily your enemy.
- Someone who pulls you out of the sh!t isn't necessarily your friend.
- If you're up to your neck in sh!t, but you're happy, celebrate [u]quietly![/u]
View post (Lessons in Life)
View thread
"On a cold day, a bird landed on the ground behind a cow. The cow crapped, burying the bird up to it's neck in sh!t. After a few minutes, the bird decided that it wasn't such a bad situation - it was warm for the first time all day. So it started to sing. A cat heard the singing, and came to investigate. The cat pulled the bird out of the pile of sh!t, and ate him."
Life Lessons:
Life Lessons: