LOL. Funny you should mention Simon and Garfunkel. My brother is a huge alcoholic who drinks at least 20 beers a day. I've seen him drink over 40 before though. After a while he gets so damn sloshed that public restraint is thrown to the wind, and he is the most obnoxious person on the planet. One night he was totally ripped and blaring, "The sound of silence" in my sober ears. I pointed out the irony that around my bro, you're never able to hear the sound of silence, lol :D