yup...like I said. If want the sound of a guy farting in your song, grab a mic and record it next time you feel the urge.
Assign it to a midi note & everytime you play that note 'braaap'. If ya have a guitar synth, you can assign sounds to specific notes & trigger them when ya want.. like embarrassing the hell out of your roadie when he bends down in front of your amp...
I've always wanted to try building up a 60 track song of just rude noises...but process em so that they sound like real instruments.
It'd be real satisfying to have that play on top 40 radio. :p
Teen girls screaming "We love your song!!"
"Thanks! It's farts!!"