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TheDirt
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TheDirt
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11/23/2003 10:47 pm
However, you forgot to mention the woman that spilled hot coffee on herself and sued McDonalds because she was scalded. Whoever would've thought that fresh coffee would be hot? Now everyone will be saved from scalding, because before they dump their coffee in their lap they will see the "Caution: Contents are HOT" sign on the cup and decide not to spill the coffee onto their genitals. What a wonderful world.
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