My brother once repeatedly asked a waiteress if the soup he was ordering was vegetarian; she assured him that it was and then when he found lots of ham in it she suggested picking it out! These guys should know how to take diet seriously; esp. in the case of nut allergies, they're a serious killer.
Actually my brother met one of his best friends whilst working as a burger flipper; he came in and ordered a burger without a burger... (i.e. the roll/veg etc).
If I couldn't laugh at myself how could I laugh at someone less ridiculous?