Originally posted by loner92
Get a stun gun. One with about 200,000 volts should suffice. After getting shoked by that, no one will even think about coming near your gear again.

To be honest, Ive always been very metivculous with my instruments. There was one occasion where our drummer snuck a few beers behind his stack, (not to mention the fact that he had been drinking prior to that. We should have noticed being that he was a little late before the show, and a bit shaky, but despite the fact that he had one beer too many, his playing that night was quite good. And he surprised us all, but then again he left a nice surprise on my Prized amp, when he tossed his cookies. No one saw, and it was all over but the screaming, (on my behalf.) Never bring beer to a show, and never bring your problems, leave em at home and be prepared to rock out..

-Joseph