"I need a girl who's as hot as my guitar."
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You know what a good method for keeping morons away from gear???? A good old fashioned foot in the face it usually detures most people for the ones that need more of a reason not to touch your stuff you pull a keith richards and hit them on their head with a friggin guitar (preferably a lesser P.O.S guitar one of your "friends" owns)