I surely know you would never offend anybody , specialy if you don't even know . ;)
As for a "ZOOM - catch us if you can :D " tale , few years ago I was goin to play with a thrash-metal band , and their rhythm guitarist had that 505 (the old black one) thingi ... It was my first time to be introduced to a ZOOM face to face (it was my pleasure of course - LOL ), I instantly suggested that he should borrow my spare dist pedal and forget about other effects for a while OR forget about me. ;)
[Edited by SLY on 06-18-2003 at 10:50 PM]