What would you do if you won a Billion Dollars?

Me, since im still young (17) i would buy some really nice gear, have like 12 hours of lessons a day and go for my music career. than later on i would start up a Record Lebel and invest.

Gets som Ferrari´s and pornostars, studio & record label, and a big fat azz disco joint with 5-6 floors, different music styled and motiv on evry one of them, glass floors of course so that you can see through and I would have biggest artists evry frday and saturday. I got only 6 letters to say PROFIT.

I'd pay some guys to kill Kirk Hammett, or a doctor to change his face (poor guy :) )
Then I'd build some kind of music museum...

1. Buy a medium-sized island and build my own town,
"Metal Metropolis, the town that never shuts up".
It would be sort of like Surfers Paradise, but for rockers.
It would not be a 24h party-zone, that would'nt last long.
More like a never-ending-rock-concert-jungle-bungalow-paradise.

2. Take a bath with a beautiful woman in really expensive champagne.
I've always wanted to do that.

3. Buy a cheap russian tank and some used cars, line them up
in a parking lot and then go nuts!!

4. Buy an exact costume-replica of the alien in "Alien"
(I saw one that was awesome, made of latex, painted
by the special FX guys from the movie and had that little
extramouth which you could control with a button)
and then I would go around scaring people.

5. Theres a guy on my street who owns 2 Ferraris.
I would take them and rebuild them to exact replicas
of a 1988 Fiat Panda with the original Ferrari-parts.
That would be kinda fun.

6. Build a giant square concrete building
Then I would take take 1.000.000 and convert them to pennies
so I could swim around with them like Uncle Scrooge.

7. Buy alot of racing cars and hire a racing track so I
could race with my friends.

I would'nt spend so much on gear, maybe a couple of thousands,
but not like a million, I dont need much to play guitar.

If I had a billion dollars, I'd squander it.

I'd buy a pony and go to disneyland.

"My whole life is a dark room...ONE BIG DARK ROOM" - a.f.i.

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"I'd buy you a K-car, a nice reliant automobile"

now that says a lot about a person... I guess if I won a billion dollars the first thing I'd do is tell the &^%$#@!@*& that I work for what I REALLY think and then leave a cleveland steamer on his desk to really drive home my point...

After that I'm pretty much free... anyone wanna go for beers? =)

Oh yeah, and I'd do 2 chicks at the same time. Cause chicks dig dewd with money.

LOL!!!!!!!
now THAT was funny!

Yes it is. Have you ever seen the Movie "office Space"?

yeah - and I was picturing the part when he says that. Cracks me up everytime!!!!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/officespace.html
funny sound board there...

Love that movie...

"it's the jump to conclusions mat! ya geddit, you j u m p to your conclusion!!!"

Haha. Yeah that part is funny too, and when Hasmir (I dunno if I spelled that right.) said, "yeah, that is the worst idea ever." My favorite part is when he has lunch with jennifer aniston and he's talking about how he not going to go to work anymore and that he's not going to pay his bills either. I wish I could say that just once and be completely serious about it. But yeah that is a good movie, alot of good parts. Anyways on the billion dollar click, I probably do every gurl in the playboy mansion at once. :D