Originally posted by u10ajf
Slide with a beer bottle down the neck and take a sip when you get past the nut...

I saw some guy do this in some movie called "Rockstar",about some guy who was in Iron Maiden or something.I dunno if the story is fictitious or is actually based on the life of a Maiden.
Anyway,I was kinda impressed by the trick,so I guess it would work.
I'm not anywhere near as good as many of the folks here(I figure your skill level from the stuff you write-I don't,for instance,know what legato is(don't you f***ing laugh)),but I can play a coupleof songs,stuff by three doors down,Matchbox 20,Alanis,Jewel,like that,and this stuff impresses a lot of people(both boys and girls) who know the songs.