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TheDirt
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TheDirt
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03/24/2003 9:32 pm
Slasher hit the nail on the head. Getting a girl is easy... ask her what her favorite song is, then learn it and play it at your next local gig. Before playing it though, say, "This song is dedicated to [insert flavor of the week here]". She'll be head over heels in love with you.
"You must stab him in the heart with the Bone Saber of Zumacalis... well, you could stab him in the head or the lungs, too... and the saber, it probably doesn't have to be bone, just anything sharp lying around the house... you could poke him with a pillow and kill him."

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