If you need to learn chord theory in general, take the theory lessons on this site and look up chord progressions on other sites. Mainly in a minor key, the most prominent feature is the use of harmonic minor to achieve a V - i cadence. You can use the circle of fifths as well to create tension. Here's an easy progression which can be neoclassical sounding if you play it right... Am, E, G, D, F, Esus4, E. Played with correct voice leading, you have a chromatically descending bass line that sounds pretty classical...
"You must stab him in the heart with the Bone Saber of Zumacalis... well, you could stab him in the head or the lungs, too... and the saber, it probably doesn't have to be bone, just anything sharp lying around the house... you could poke him with a pillow and kill him."
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster