you should run backstage and hit the living **** out of the goons with your axe (a sturdy les paul would do) and then use sharpened jack end and a 0.009 to hold the lead guitarist hostage in front of thousands....onstage.
your demand: to play your solo
they give in and you blast them all away with your beautiful solo that burns the fretboard and touches the soul.
you retire undefeated for the night.
tomorrow night the world.