Don't get me wrong, it's a cool, well made website and Satriani is a superb guitarist but I think some people might take the piss that you even dress like him. Don't take offense any offense though, after all, I spend a lot of my time trying to sound like Satch and (predictably) failing and happen to be going bald myself.
Anwya, Who else do you like? Can I suggest (since you too are a shred head) you listen to Vinnie Moore, Dream Theater, tony MacAlpine (who, sickeningly enough not only sweeps as fast as malmsteem but also plays piano like Chopin), Hellecasters (not neo-classical - actually 3 players who play a mix of Blues, rock, jazz, country etc with staggering brilliance and great melodies)and Jennifer Batten. No doubt you've heard Vai and Malmsteem too?
If I couldn't laugh at myself how could I laugh at someone less ridiculous?