i met jenna jameson, no joke, twice. both of them were in my hotel/casino that i was staying in, when i went to las vegas. i heard she lived there, so that would explain it. me and my buddies stayed at the bellagio, and i went down to one of the zillions of bars, with my fake i.d to have a brewsky. then she sat a couple seats down from me, and so i figured since i had nothing to lose, i went and talked to her. we chatted for a bit, then i got a smile and a hug, and she left. i saw her again two days later as she was leaving, and i received the same as last time. absolutely the greatest two moments of my life. this is not a lie.
oh, also i once met the the guy in the I AM CANADIAN commercials.

jesse sutton (canada kicks ass)